Memo to America:
Twelve Reasons why Canada should never become your 51st State
1. It’s a hell of a lot colder up here.
2. We’re better armed than you.
3. We’re smarter than you.
4. Our moose are trained how to use explosives.
5. A whole bunch of us speak French, Couchons Americains!
6. We're all Lefties up here.
7. We still have wild Indians.
8. You'll hate our food.
9. We're much too polite.
10. You may not like our wildlife.
11. We're all gay up here; even our soldiers!
12. And most important ...
This is brought to you by the patriots of the sovereign Republic of Kanata
