Common Sense Aphorisms from Planet Annett
(with input from father Bill)
The universe is ambiguous.
Reality is what you experience when you’re looking for something else.
Religion is for atheists.
God Talk is for rumor mongers.
Christianity is what stops the poor from killing the rich, but it’s not reciprocal.
The meek shall inherit the shit.
People who search for meaning have usually misplaced it.
Human nature is whatever fits.
The meaning of life is up to you.
The human race is stuck at the starting line.
The thoughts of a declining culture tend towards mysticism.
People who want everything positive forget that you can’t have a live current without the negative.
Love is what’s left over after ecstasy departs.
Morality is what the winner prescribes to the loser.
Justice is in the hands of the gun holder.
Tragedy is just a laugh waiting to happen.
Talking is what happens when nothing else has worked.
Mediocrity expands to fill a void.
Cowards make a virtue of their own ass.
Apologies are for apologists.
Whoever is number one got there by wading in number two.
You can’t make a living by making a killing.
Nothing beats working like not working.
Your best teacher is your last mistake.
Free Speech exists only when you practice it.
Censorship is the gag we had already donned.
Never trust a thought you had sitting in a chair.
Voting only encourages them.
Politicians are our worst impulses made flesh.
Representative democracy is a contradiction.
People who don’t look past their nose end up being led around by it.
