The Church Stoppers’ Manual
Twenty-One Ways to Halt Crime in your Neighborhood
and have fun while you’re doing it!
Your primary targets will be the Roman Catholic, Anglican, and United Churches.
But take these actions against any church guilty of child trafficking, rape, murder, genocide, money laundering, or just plain banality.
Be sure to film and post online everything you do!
This Manual is not copyrighted.
So, spread it around like a subversive mustard seed!
“I come not to bring peace to the earth, but a sword.” - Jesus, in Matthew 10:34
1. Infiltrate a church service and stick leaflets in the Bibles and hymn books. (See Attachment No. 1 for a sample leaflet but be creative and write up your own!)
2. If you’re in a Catholic, Anglican, or United Church, help yourself to the money in the collection plate. You have a lawful right to seize it, since it will fund a criminally convicted organization. Be sure to tell everyone that.
3. Perform a Citizens’ Arrest on any Catholic priest, since they are sworn members of a criminal conspiracy to protect child rapists and killers. (Check out Attachment No.2)
4. Wrap police tape stating "Crime Scene: Do Not Enter" across the front door of your local Catholic, Anglican, or United Church. Do the same at these churches’ head offices, and film everyone’s reactions.
5. Have an ecstatic spiritual experience during a church service. Be loud about it!
6. Get your friends together and ply them with beans and beer, then go to a church service and raise a literal stink!
7. While you’re at it, stay inside the church, reclaim it in the name of the people, and open it to the homeless and the hungry. Film the event and invite in the media. When the cops show up, tell them you’re performing a charitable service and so under the law you can’t be interfered with.
8. At the start of a church service, get up during the Announcements time and give a speech about the crimes of their church. Remind the parishioners that it is an offense under the law to put money in the collection plate of a church guilty of raping children and committing genocide.
9. Call together the poor and homeless and give to them the money in the church collection plates. If the church people object, ask why they haven't done the same thing themselves, like Jesus instructs them to do in Matthew 19:21.
10. Show up at the next church dinner with lots of hungry poor people and dig right into the free food. Tell any pissed church types to read Matthew 25:31-46.
11. At any Sunday church service, stage a good old-fashioned sit in. Harangue the pew sitters with a megaphone and then seize the pulpit and give your own inspired sermon!
12. While you’re at it, unfold a banner saying, "Where are the children you murdered?". Ask people to rise for three minutes of silence in memory of the victims of their church. Then tell them to get out of the church or face Citizen’s Arrest as criminal accomplices.
13. If you’re more of the Direct Action type, place a thick padlock and chain on the entrance to the biggest Cathedral in town, or inject fast-drying epoxy glue in the locks of the church doors. If the cops appear, tell them you are obligated under international law to stop Trans-National Criminal Organizations like that church from operating.
14. And here’s one for all you gardeners: show up at any Catholic, Anglican, or United Church with shovels and start digging up their property in search of the graves of children killed by their church. Invite the cops, the media, and passersby to assist you.
15. Get some bags of animal blood from your local slaughterhouse and lob them at a church building or a priest. Tell them the blood of children doesn't wash off.
16. Go to the next church board meeting and demand they disclose how much money they are laundering for the Mafia, banks, and corporations. Film it all and don’t budge.
17. Invade the next public gatherings of these churches with placards, leaflets, and megaphones. Announce to the participants that they are associating with a criminal organization and must immediately cease and desist or face arrest and prosecution.
18. Take some friends and occupy the national or local offices of the Catholic, Anglican, or United Church. Invite in the press and announce that you have permanently reclaimed the building since it belongs to a convicted criminal organization.
19. Go to your local police and say you want to report a crime. Then demand that they arrest local Catholic clergy on the grounds that they are a part of a criminal conspiracy to protect child rapists known as Crimen Sollicitationis. Show them a copy of this policy and tell them if they don't act, they are aiding and abetting that criminal conspiracy. Film everything. (See Attachment No. 2)
20. Do some research and find out what insurance companies underwrite the Roman Catholic, Anglican, and United Churches. Then occupy the offices of those companies and accuse them of aiding and abetting child killers. Demand that they drop those churches as their clients. Do the same with the banks that hold the churches’ money. Invite in the public and the media, and film and post your actions!
21. Go to your city council and insist they cancel tax exemptions and licensing for the Catholic, Anglican, and United churches. Tell the Mayor and city councilors that if they refuse to do so, they’re aiding a criminal power and will pay the price at the next election.
For more ideas, follow the advice of history’s biggest Hell Raiser: Jesus.
Published by the Jesus Christ Liberation Front