Twenty-One Common Sense Aphorisms from Planet Annett

The universe is ambiguous.

People who search for meaning have usually misplaced it.

Religion is for atheists.

God Talk is for rumor mongers.

Apologies are for apologists.

Christianity is what stops the poor from killing the rich, but it’s not reciprocal.

The meek shall inherit the shit.

Love is what’s left over after ecstasy departs.

Morality is what the winner prescribes to the loser.

Justice is in the eye of the gun holder.

People who want everything positive forget that you can’t have a live current without the negative.

Mediocrity expands to fill a void.

Human nature is whatever fits.

Tragedy is just a laugh waiting to happen.

Cowards make a virtue of their own ass.

The human race is stuck at the starting line.

You can’t make a living by making a killing.

Nothing beats working like not working.

Voting only encourages them.

Whoever is number one got there by wading in number two.

Your best teacher is your last mistake.