XXX Shocking! Read at your Own Risk!!!

Subject: 
XXX Shocking! Read at your Own Risk!!!
Posted By: 
Zany Mystic
Date: 
Sunday, June 04, 2006 03:44 pm

MORE INFO ABOUT 6 JUNE 2006 (YOU WILL BE SHOCKED)

Read at your own risk! Obscene language and disgusting humor!!!

My Plan To Take Over The World

I have finally gone shit nuts and devised a plan to take over the world. If it succeeds there will be good times and laughter to be had by all. If it fails, however, I do have it on good authority that I am a jackass, so that really doesn\'t matter.

The first part of my sinister plan will involve the church
recognizing me as the Anti-Christ. To convince them I will
buy a locust farm and attack stuff with it. This idea will work
in no time. Once they agree that I am the evil one, they will be
forced to help me gain power to fulfill their own prophecies. Apart
from the fact that this scenario is next to impossible, this part
of the plan is otherwise flawless.

Once the religious nuts have got my back, I will shoot for
the next best demographic; strippers. I will campaign tirelessly for
better wages, more popular DJ\'s, and bigger tits. I mean bigger
tips. Every stripper in the world will have a friend in xxoozero. Where
ever a girl needs an extra buck, I\'ll be there to put it in her
panties.

After I have won over the tit-shakers of the world, I will
set my sights on the nerds. I will use the strippers and my vast
knowledge of comic book characters to convince them to work for me.
We will run the internet like the imperial empire. We will even
have the cool theme music. Eventually there will be so many of us
that Bill Gates will either have to join us or die.

Once I have amassed my army of strippers, nerds, and
Christians, we will storm the beaches of France. If we leave here around
7:30, we should have control of the capital by 9 at the latest. The
Eiffel Tower will be used as a pawn to offer to Chuck Norris in
exchange for coming over to our side. It will be a package deal. We
will also get Charles Barkley and 5th round draft pick.

The next step is to kidnap David Hasslehof. Screw the
Germans, they will either join the team for the big win or see their hero
dipped head first into a crowd of disgruntled Knight Rider fans
with baseball bats and a long lasting grudge. The rest of
Europe will soon be forced to follow when we threaten to let Bush have
France.

We will then all dress like pirates and take control of
every coastal city in the western hemisphere with promises of
free Captain Morgan\'s Rum with little umbrellas and just the right mix
of coke served by strippers dressed like Catholic schoolgirls. Not
even the ladies can resist that kind of party.

From there we will move inland in large drunken caravans
of old El Caminos and drop top Corvettes. We will erect a Jolly
Roger at the entrance to every city we rampage through until we claim
the entire countryside for our wicked cause. No barroom, pool hall,
or professional sports stadium will be left undefiled.

In the end, when the dust has all settled, the entire world
will be under the control of yours truly. South America and China
will join me after I threaten them with harsh words and the ever
popular \"time out\". The Russians will be so drunk off the free vodka I
send them that they won\'t care who is running their country. It is
all too perfect. The only thing that can stop me now is
probability and my own common sense.

The fact that the last few paragraphs were ever made public
is proof that the latter does not exist.

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FROM THE WEIRD AND SPOOKY DEPARTMENT
On June 06, 2006 (Twilight Zone Music insert here)
Anonymous Writes:

> June 6th, 2006

> At least two Antichrist-themed movies, The Omen 666
and The Beast will be released on 06 June 2006.

> Satanic Death Metal band Deicide will release their
album \"The Stench of Redemption\" on 6/6/06.

> The Thrash Metal Band Slayer will start their Unholy
Alliance Tour with Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, Mastodon, and
Thine Eyes Bleed on 6/6/06
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> Slayer guitarist Kerry King planned to release the
band\'s 2006 album on 6/6/06. But because of recording difficulties,
he\'s changed the date and used the date of 6/6/06 as the launch date
for his personal website.
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> Ann Coulter is releasing a book, Godless: The Church
of Liberalism, on 6/6/06.

> The third and final book in the Before They Were Left
Behind series is scheduled to be released on June 6, 2006.
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> On 06/06/06 (June 6, 2006) the sun will be between the
horns of Zodiac sign Taurus. source:
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> that\'s just the begining.
> continuing....this is the man.....
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> this couldn\'t be a joke .... i mean since 2002
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> even the bible codes confirms his identity......

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In the words of a great Philosopher, HARRY POTTER, \"Ridickalous!\"

Spraying from a can of Boggert Be GONE!
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