* * * TNT POP QUIZ * * * Ready or not - it's too late now! Topic: The US Veep Note: Veep quiz counts for 15% of your final TNT grade. You may now begi...

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* * * TNT POP QUIZ * * * Ready or not - it's too late now! Topic: The US Veep Note: Veep quiz counts for 15% of your final TNT grade. You may now begin. Please sit up straight, no talking, and spit that chewing gum out! *PIC*
Posted By: 
Marcus
Date: 
Saturday, April 19, 2008 12:15 pm

1. The Veep drives a/an:

. . . A. Articulated hydraulic trenching machine
. . . B. Type ‘E’ Voom-voom Zeppelin
. . . C. Ritz Carlton pastry cart
. . . D. Jeep

2. The Veep is a:

. . . A. Gimp (roughly similar to the one in ‘Pulp Fiction’)
. . . B. Really super guy
. . . C. Gorp (person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles)
. . . D. Creep

3. In meetings the Veep likes to:

. . . A. Suck his thumb
. . . B. Chew his cud
. . . C. Lick the table
. . . D. Sleep

4. The Veep likes little:

. . . A. Brummagems
. . . B. Bubble dusters
. . . C. Bovver boots
. . . D. Bo Peep

5. In gridlock the Veep likes to:

. . . A. Clank the hank
. . . B. Whomp the fomp
. . . C. Grease the gaak
. . . D. Beep the Jeep

6. The Veep’s s#!t is:

. . . A. Poignant
. . . B. Polyphonic
. . . C. Day-Glo green
. . . D. Deep

7. The Veep looks like a:

. . . A. Pickled kumquat
. . . B. Sea squirt
. . . C. Doo-doo bug
. . . D. Bleep (i.e., censored)

8. The Veep keeps his trash in a:

. . . A. Snarf barrel
. . . B. Moose bucket
. . . C. Pie flute
. . . D. Heap

9. The Veep can’t:

. . . A. Get on down (on the floor)
. . . B. Get with it (on the floor)
. . . C. Get it on (on the floor)
. . . D. Sweep (the floor)

10. The Veep’s bird goes:

. . . A. Doog eno
. . . B. Boffo
. . . C. Marvy
. . . D. Cheep cheep

Bonus question:

(Note - correctly answering the bonus question entitles you to an automatic ‘A’ in the course, a double hot fudge sundae from the ice cream shoppe of your choice, and a two week all expenses paid vacation to Hawaii.)

True or False: The human hand has either four fingers and a thumb or five fingers.

Correct answers, 1 thru 10: The Veep drives a Jeep ‘cause he’s a creep who wants to sleep with little Bo Peep, likes to beep the Jeep when the s#!t’s too deep ‘cause he’s a “bleep” with his trash in a heap who can’t even sweep the floor when his bird goes cheep, cheep, cheeeeeep, CHEEEEEEEEP! Aawwww, SCREW IT! This crap isn’t funny! What the hell am I thinking anyway? Frankly - just thinking about it - I think it’s quite possible there could be something wrong with me. Yes, very seriously wrong with me. Something very, very, very seriously wrong with me.

(Hummm . . . then again, maybe I should lighten up a little. After all, look who I’m writing about!)

Okay - here’s the correct answer to the bonus question, and believe me, this is none too funny either. If you answered four fingers and a thumb, the correct answer is five fingers, and if you answered five fingers the correct answer is four fingers and a thumb. Sorry! No hot fudge Hawaii for you!

Scoring:
19 - 20 questions correct . . . B
17 - 18 questions correct . . . C
15 - 16 questions correct . . . D
13 - 14 questions correct . . . F
00 - 12 questions correct . . . R - Report to disintegration chamber

Therefore, since there are, in fact, only 10 regular questions on this test, it’s virtually impossible for you to get more than 10 questions right. Especially since the bonus question is so screwed up it isn’t even funny, which means you just R’d the test ya muttonhead! Report to the nearest public disintegration chamber immediately!
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