Easy Entertainment

Subject: 
Easy Entertainment
Posted By: 
Doug
Date: 
Sunday, January 28, 2007 08:41 pm

These tickled the heck out of me, but I\'m easily entertained.

Cheers,
Saeed...

In Honor of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Telco\'s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
\"Do not turn upside down.\"
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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On Sainsbury\'s peanuts --
\"Warning: contains nuts.\"
(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot\'s Children Cough Medicine --
\"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking
This medication.\"
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
Could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --
\"Product will be hot after heating.\"
(...and you thought????...)

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On a Sears hairdryer --
Do not use while sleeping.
(That\'s the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

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On a bar of Dial soap --
\"Directions: Use like regular soap.\"
(and that would be???....)

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On some Swanson frozen dinners --
\"Serving suggestion: Defrost.\"
(but, it\'s just a suggestion.)

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron --
\"Do not iron clothes on body.\"
(but wouldn\'t this save me time?)

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On Nytol Sleep Aid --
\"Warning: May cause drowsiness.\"
(..I\'m taking this because???....)

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On most brands of Christmas lights --
\"For indoor or outdoor use only.\"
(as opposed to what?)

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On a Japanese food processor --
\"Not to be used for the other use.\"
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I\'m a bit curious.)

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
\"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.\"
(Step 3: say what?)

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On a child\'s Superman costume --
\"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.\"
(I don\'t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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On a Swedish Chainsaw --
\"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.\"
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)