9/11 -- NOT an Illusion -- You only WISH it was...

Subject: 
9/11 -- NOT an Illusion -- You only WISH it was...
Posted By: 
Moonshadow
Date: 
Wednesday, April 06, 2011 05:26 am

Believe it or not... 
These are Memphis, 
TN\'s
REAL 911 Calls! 


Dispatcher
 :
 9-1-1 What is your emergency? 
Caller: 
I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.  
Dispatcher: 
Do you have  an address?  
Caller:
  No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? 


Dispatcher
9-1-1 What is your emergency? 
Caller
 :  Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .  
Dispatcher
 : Excuse me?  
Caller
 :  I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. 
Dispatcher
 Was anything else taken?  
Caller
 :  No, but this has happened to me before and I\'m sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher:

 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?  
Caller:   I\'m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn\'t have an eleven on it.  
Dispatcher: 
This is nine eleven. 
Caller:    I thought you just said it was nine-one-one  
Dispatcher: 
Yes, ma\'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. 
Caller:    Honey, I may be old, but I\'m not stupid.
My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 
9-1-1 What\'s the nature of your emergency? 
Caller:    
My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart 
Dispatcher: 
Is this her first child?  
Caller:    
No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........  
Dispatcher: 
9-1-1 
Caller:  
Yeah, I\'m having trouble breathing. I\'m all out of breath.  Darn.....I think I\'m going to pass out. 
Dispatcher: 
Sir, where are you calling from
Caller:   I\'m at a pay phone. North and Foster.  
Dispatcher: ! 
Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? 
Caller:   
No 
Dispatcher: 
What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller:   
Running from the Police