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2010-05-23 Message to the World from Gawd the Lawd, revealing the Universal New Rayeligion, the PentaGhostal Church Of Rumorkitchen. Gawd Himself Enthroned Bishop P. Raye & sent Holy Kitchen Pigeon :D *PIC*


TIP
of the holy day
devoted to Mosha B. Rantford

Pentecost & Whitsuntide

comes down holy spirit wrapped in holy light




"methinks it's whitsunday again"

2010-05-23 -> 13

thirteen to know what to mean



Message to the World from Gawd the Lawd

(speaking thru his devoted humble servant TNT Dancer)

revealing to all of mankind dead and alive the new

Universal Paypal RayeligionTM
UPRA PEGHO CORTM

The Penta-Ghostal Church Of RumorkitchenTM



Gawd Himself Enthroned Bishop P. Raye

and sent his Holy Kitchen Pigeon
(thru his humble messenger TNT Dancer)

epiphany 'in persona' Our Holy Impertinence

Bishop P. Raye of COR. Freedom, Californ'ya

epiphany 'in persona' Our Holy Excelsior

Cardinal Hobee Zappernicus of COR. Somewhere, Texas

so sayeth Bishop P. Raye founder of the

Universal Paypal RayeligionTM
UPRA PEGHO CORTM
The Penta-Ghostal Church Of RumorkitchenTM

be afraid be very afraid
and prayse gawd our lawd

and save your mass for a heavenly seat in upperclass
if you cannot give gold coins so many
at least chip-in your last penny
at
COR PennyRayseTM

be laid be laid be so very laid
and prayse our gawd the lawd

The Temple Of Rayetheon


many a good spirits who could not flee became fatal casualty buried under thee

so sayeth Bishop P. Raye:

blessed are all your bucks
sent here until the end of May,
now get down on your phuggin' knees
take my penta-ghostal medicine and praye

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