It grants you a place holder on the chess board and an entitlement to a share of all its assets. It is the piece of paper from which all the other unnecessary playing cards are made, the health card, the S.I.N. card, drivers license, passport, the god forsaken credit credits, you name it .... yadayada.
All the f___g stuff that falls out when you open up your wallet ....
"I know I have it in here somewhere! Give me a Minute. What's that .... hand cuffs?"
Destroy the Paper Monster! Certificate this!