Saturday Night Humour:
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
"No way! No needles. I hate needles!" the patient said.
The dentist then starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the
patient objects. "I can't do the gas thing. I'll suffocate!"
The dentist then asks him if he has any objections to taking a
"No. I am fine with pills" says the patient.
The dentist returns and says: "Here's a Viagra tablet."
The patient says" Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you
something to hold on to when I pull your tooth"