It's about killing the ant people, man! Billions of ants die everyday and it needs to stop. *PIC*
I can see the great awaking is already taking place. Not because people are waking up and seeing what really is taking place in almost every aspect of their lives, but because they are getting their fuel bills and they are furious that there is a 10% percent increase and another 10% increase in the late spring to cover the cost of renewable energy. Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas America!
As much as it pains me I can actually see the humor in people being furious over something that was passed by the political party they voted for.
A side note to your carbon dioxide being heavier. Not only do sea level rain forest thrive with this added CO2, but the oceans, seas, lakes, and rivers are the big collectors of CO2 and that is were we get most of our oxygen from.