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Mutilated Newfoundlander put doctor to shame.

Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St.John's and when he got there the doctor looked at Johnny and said

'Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do.'

Johnny said, 'I haven't got da fingers.'

'What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?' shrieked the doctor. 'Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2007! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn't you bring da fingers?'

Johnny says.. 'How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up??'

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Don't Mess With a Newfie Either!! :D
Mutilated Newfoundlander put doctor to shame.
That's a Good one!! :D *NM*
hahahaha *NM*
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