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Celibacy & THE POPE ~ Just to bring the TNT Board back into balance ...
 

The Pope was having a shower. Although he was very strict about celibacy, he
occasionally needed to exercise the Papal wrist & this happened to be
one of those occasions.

Just as he reached the Papal  climax he saw a photographer taking a picture
of the Holy seed flying through the  air.

'Hold on a minute!', said the Pope, 'You can't do that - you'll  destroy the
reputation of the Church!'

'This is my big lottery win,' said the  photographer, 'I'll be financially
secure for life with these photos!'

So the Pope  offered to buy the camera from the photographer. After much
negotiation they eventually settled on  a figure of 2,000,000 Euros.

The Pope clothed himself and headed off to  destroy the images on the camera.

Along the vast Vatican hallways he bumped into his personal  housekeeper.

Being a bit of a photography buff she noticed the camera and  said, "That
looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, Excellency, how much did it cost you?"

Not being one to lie, the Pope replied: "... two million Euros! ..."

"TWO MILLION EUROS!" replied the housekeeper.

 
"They must have seen you coming!"
 
 
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