The Pope was having a shower. Although he was very strict about celibacy, he
occasionally needed to exercise the Papal wrist & this happened to be
one of those occasions.
Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture
'Hold on a minute!', said the Pope, 'You can't do that - you'll destroy the
'This is my big lottery win,' said the photographer, 'I'll be financially
So the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer. After much
The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera.
Along the vast Vatican hallways he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
Being a bit of a photography buff she noticed the camera and said, "That
Not being one to lie, the Pope replied: "... two million Euros! ..."
"TWO MILLION EUROS!" replied the housekeeper.
"They must have seen you coming!"