During Pope Benedict's late night mass held earlier this evening, over 500 Catholics were stunned as an angel appeared and then hovered above the Holy Father. The Angel then flitted and floated as worshippers quickly snapped photos of the unusual looking angelic being.
"It looks scary and ugly" cried five-year-old Cindy Lou, a visitor from Italy. "It has mean black teeth... and when it came near me I could smell its bad breath."
Father Ben Dover, who specializes in the Fatima miracles stated, "Truly we are blessed. This miraculous event has been a wonder to behold. The marked simularity in the wonderous features which the Angel has and our Holy See can be no coincidence. I foresee Sainthood in the Pope's future."
Others in attendance were not as excited. "I for one not coming back to this hell hole" said Gabby McNab, "That freak show of an angel is enough to scare the poop out of me. Heck, I'm going to become a Jew before tolerating this nonsense."
A closeup of the "miracle" angel is depicted below: