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STATE OF THE UNION: Obama Warns of Planet X?

STATE OF THE UNION:  Obama Warns of Planet X?

1-25-11 / SPOOF NEWS: Asking all Americans to sacrifice their illusions in the face of imminent Earth changes, President Obama's State of the Union address focused on the global crisis.  He disclosed the exponential increase in earthquakes and volcanism, explaining the cause, and urging all Americans to unite in preparing for what's coming in 2011.

As Commander In Chief, Obama is taking full responsibility to warn and prepare Americans for a global crisis in 2011 that will make the recent focus on all other social, political and economic concerns virtually obsolete, like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Obama assures that this will be disruptive, and in fact, the end of the world as we have known it.  But with a Presidential presence equaling the challenge of such unthinkable truth, Obama gave reason to be hopeful.

Promising to commit all national resources to civil defense, Obama revealed the existence of hundreds of Deep Underground Military Bases (DUMBs) that are being converted to civil defense shelters.  All National Guard troops will be immediately recalled to America to serve their respective States for civil defense purposes.  Other military forces are being redeployed for emergency civil preparedness.

Calling for fearless faith in a Higher Power, Obama invoked optimism that the 2011 Galactic Alignment will bless humanity with an energetic shift of cosmic energies upgrading our DNA and consciousness, "the Great Purification" of Hopi prophecy.

Explaining the reason for the past cover-up of Planet X, President Obama defended the policy as a way to prevent panic while trillions of dollars of public monies were secretly diverted to government preparations.  By stripping equity out of stock markets with high frequency computerized trading, Obama explained that the economy was collateral damage, but we soon wouldn't have one anyway.

Quoting Hopi prophecy with profound eloquence, Obama called upon all 'Rainbow Warriors' to wise up, rise up, speak up do what the poor in Spirit are not able or willing to do... to prepare now as though the future of life on Earth depends on it. 

To quote: "When BIRDS fall from the sky and the ANIMALS are dying, a new tribe of people shall come unto the Earth from many colors, classes, creeds, who by their actions and deeds shall make the Earth green again.  They will be known as the Warriors of the Rainbow." ~ Hopi Prophecy

Congressional delegates and Obama's handlers were stunned.  It wasn't in the script.  Obama claimed he was 'overshadowed' by a Higher Power, but critics say he was possessed by an evil spirit. 

The American people were left to ponder these things, with many preferring to believe that this was all a spoof.

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