A Fireside Chat

Now that Dan Brown has brought so many conspiracy facts to our attention, I thought it would be nice to write something about Mother Nature’s “secret conspiracies”. It involves Finches, and the secret language they speak, the DaFinchi Code. Yup. You heard it here first, folks. Finches are taking over the world; in fact, they’re referred to as “The Families”. A particular branch of the Family is leading this conspiracy; they’re called “Whydas”. Some speculate the Whydas began by asking their other families, “Why does this go on in the world…why does that?“ Birds yakkety yak all the time, and do we listen? It’s nature’s best kept secret that they are spying on us humans, observing our “strangeness”. Eventually, news spread like Wildfire, and the Whydas have incited all of nature to ask questions. Since this is a new order of thought, it’s being referred to as the New Whydas Order”, or N_W_O. So many are in fear about “what to do” about all this, including the ramping up of the energies as we continue through the “2012 Window”, but we know intuitively that there is nothing “to do”. All we truly need to “do” is BE – our authentic Selves. At least, this is what the birdies are telling me today.

Oh, it all started simply enough. Alfred Hitchcock warned us. He was a Master, born to bring us The Truth about Birds, and Tippi Hedrin was a Saint. Just watch Master Hitchcock’s movies, and you’ll begin “tuning”. We’re talking about the TRUE religion here… the secret, esoteric, hidden, concealed conspiracy run by Ma Nature herself. In the 70’s, the folks who made Chiffon Butter warned us: “It’s not NICE to fool Mother Nature!” And, during the 80’s those who used Imperial Butter got a crown, similar – if not better – than the Royals! The fact that children were used by the “secret elite” for this ad is another clue. Black Ops always use children for their dirty work, because they’re expendable and easy to push around by adult bullies. However, didn’t someone say, “Lest ye become like little children?“ Just look at their happy, innocent faces… By now, you have to be making some very important and deep connections. This is Way Beyond Top Secret. In fact, Jessie Ventura has contacted us to do a special “Conspiracy Theory” show, just to expose the DaFinchi Code!

Here’s what a little birdie told me, just today:

All the major countries who are “in the know” about super secret technologies, have been in contact with various ET groups for over 60 years. ETs have been here since the beginning, but only actively involved in world government the last few hundred years. During more recent times, these super secret operations have been funded by “Family Run” operations, such as opium, illegal street drugs, Big Pharma, funneled in with government money; such as IRS returns, bank fees, etc. All this gets pooled by the “elite” finches, and they fly wherever they like in anti-gravity devices, inter-dimensional pods, and time traveling machines. There is no energy used, because free energy was solved about 50 years ago, but they love that money rolling in, since world domination is such a fun game to play! This is why, when Tesla had the solution for wireless energy, we’re still wired up to literally everything, and though anti-gravity exists underground, we drive antiquated “cars” that continue to destroy our air and environment, making the top Finches tons of bucks. As it is, the top 3 percent control or own over 90% of the world. Can you say, “Life Out of Balance?”

Major countries, whose names won’t be mentioned, have always sought higher technologies in their race to dominate “lower life forms”, which is anyone but them; hence, the planet has been going to hell in a hand basket for some time now. There are also plans to overthrow the various ET groups who have given them a slight nudge technologically. Nothing is as it seems. The media is controlled to within a hair’s breath of being total. If we imagine that other countries are suppressing information, let’s get real here: the entire global population has been kept in the dark regarding just about everything – from religions to commerce; science to technologies; we’re truly ignorant at all levels. The “front” which has become all powerful, is the Corporation. If you believe the Matrix Trilogy was about the future, it is really a documentary about today. Unsustainable growth of the masses is now a prerequisite as the glue which binds us together; endless consumerism. It is the wrong direction, and has led to the population being “enslaved” by jobs in offices with little hope of going higher, unless ruthless. Only the CEOs of a few companies know what’s really going on, and they’re protected with armies of attorneys and legal mumbo jumbo; not to mention being able to hide behind the world‘s armies. The President of the United States can’t find out about “secret technologies and ETs/UFOs” because there are about 40 levels of ultra top secret clearance above him. Doesn’t that make you wonder who the real Birds are at the top of the Perch?

While we’re chatting like magpies, did you know that the dolphins told me that certain secret operations have been using them for advanced weaponry? They are poked, prodded, chipped and outfitted with special gear so that we can use them for spying and deep ocean operations. The dolphins also told the birds that in the Straight of Aden there has been an unusual opening of another Stargate, and that the world’s leading military all have war ships circling around like schoolyard bullies, acting tough, as advance UFOs fly by them unaffected, basically thumbing their noses at our “primitive technology” and “bad attitudes”. In fact, some of the more advanced ETs find us downright antediluvian and “dark agey”. A main Stargate is in Iraq, which on an inter-dimensional level looks like the bar in Star Wars…all kinds of low life and riff raff duking it out while we imagine that it’s about us humans. They find this quite amusing over pan dimensional cocktails. Did you know there’s a Paradise Whyda Finch which actually comes from Heaven to help us out here? There are many things we are just now learning about our “feathered friends”.

The veils here on earth are thinning, due to the assistance of our dear friend, the Sun. Some imagine it’s only good for getting a tan, but Ra has a lot more to him, being the “Father”, than present awareness permits. For example, He is in the process of putting the final touches on this particular hologram, which is a parallel dimension of many others coming to an end. There’s a game afoot, Watson, and it’s all about consciousness. Some, who may not be paying close enough attention to the Master Game, might get caught with their pants down during some embarrassing moments in deep denial (doo doo). For instance, February 6, 2010 is sacred to the Kiche Mayans, representing the numerical 8 or infinity code. Chiron and Jupiter are very close together and will conjunct mid-February 2010 also exactly conjunct the Aquarius New Moon on the 13th. This is an excellent time for ritual, and for transcending the illusion of fragmentation by reuniting with our higher consciousness. On February 22, 2010 we have the Mayan solar new year. The next time this occurs will be on February 22, 2011 and by the end of this month, February 2010, none of us will be “the same”, a psychic friend states. If that’s not enough to blow your birdie skirts up, then how about the coming Spring Equinox, which lands on March 20, 2010. For those who like to “connect the dots”, the Iraq war started exactly 7 years ago on that date, March 20, 2003. Coincidence?

My birdies don’t fly high enough to reach solar magnitude; however, they have “friends in high places”, who are telling them that there may be some huge planet sized ORBS circling the sun. Some speculate that the sun and the planets are stargates, and that these objects are “new earths” being formed. In any case, they’re quite large and don’t seem to have any trouble being so close to the heat. Of course, we haven’t even opened up the bird bath to concepts such as multi-dimensional existence within the planets on higher frequencies, “inner planets”, or interpenetrating realms. Lots of stuff being tweeted right now. Just know that as the veils thin, we are all capable of talking to those “in the know”, as they’re delighted to finally be able to communicate with us. They are telling me now to convey the combined thrill of the entire universe that miracles beyond our wildest possible imagination are unfolding for our benefit. It’s all good. In fact, we are being assured that everything is working out beautifully for each incarnated soul who chose to be here now, and in the coming days and weeks. In the meantime, put on your 5D glasses and begin seeing the 3D world as it is; an artificially divided busy place. Never forget that you are loved deeply, that you ARE love, and enjoy the show from the safety of the loges; after all, you paid the price of admission. The Big Show continues.

Zany Mystic

As we passed into the Mayan Sixth Night on November 9, 2009, it was as if a curtain had risen, revealing a daily stage play that could only be described as back to back synchronous metaphors, mirroring higher realities in each day’s events. Many fears surfaced to be revealed and healed, and it’s been a continual “clearing process” since. Evolution of “spirit”/soul requires the eventual release of our fears… perhaps not all of them, and certainly it’s rare to be able to bring up, confront and release even one. I know for myself that many have been “hitting me smack in the face” lately. And, they just don’t go away by themselves… double drat!

That’s what I like about Patricia Cori’s recent video, Talks To Freedom Central Amsterdam, Nov 2009 in which she says that the first things we must face are our fears. It’s not about flying out of the Crown Chakra, turning on our DNA, or expanding our Pineal Gland; nope… we must first clean house! And every speck of dust remains where it is, even under the carpet, until we go through and either sweep, vacuum or blow it away. It’s okay to use lasers or your own preferred “tool” of imagination. Besides, I prefer the Clown Chakra. It’s kept me going through the many dark nights of the soul.

That said, you are in “control” of how, when and why you share yourself, and it needn’t be a frightening prospect being surrounded by those who are surely working on being the words we’ve all read and internalized. So, here’s another opportunity to move through a blockage by turning around within, facing and walking through it, finding there’s something else on the other side…

Often there are “breakthroughs”, then the long, arduous climb to yet another cliff to jump off of. It doesn’t seem to end. But it will, and it must, as we are committed – not just to the “Funny Farm” or to the insane people who start rolling eyeballs when we share our strange realities; we’re committed to transforming and transcending our limitations and distortions from many lifetimes. As this is the “end of time” for this game board, it would appear that this is “last call for alcohol” before the bar closes.

The most glaring shift is that of moving out of unconsciousness into more conscious being, until we are graced with full consciousness, whatever that means. What accompanies consciousness is conscience. Those who operate from a high percentage of self-serving behavior lack conscience. Having read numerous NDE and OBE accounts, I’m certain there are realities so far beyond this one in which an illusory being named Lance thinks he’s real, who takes things very seriously… less so than ever, but still prey to illusion.

One of the hardest illusions to penetrate is that we are unique, isolated and that there are “others” out there eternally judging us. It’s called “inner considering”. The result is being self-conscious; fearful. And, we ALL do it; everyone is in their heads wondering what someone else is thinking about them. If that’s true, then the person who has this realization knows that it’s possible to step out of that, and be free. That is called “external consideration” or being thoughtful of others. After all, if everyone is doing it, why put ourselves through such torture?

Everyone ELSE can do it for us!

We are all fragments of the same One, and one illusion is that we are not. This is reinforced by the PTB in order to control us. Hence, the faster we begin living as if we are one, and what we do to another we are doing to our Selves, the more accelerated is our shift out of distortions and negativity. We literally re-move our Selves out of the paradigm which attempts at every level to control and enslave. Granted, we all have cellular memories of past lives (actually all concurrent ones), but that too must be hauled up and vacuumed (or lasered) out.

My intent is to be free as spirit, soaring and being “all that is” non-locally without limitations, out of duality with all the lessons it provides. Perhaps each moment is infinite and eternal, and somewhere it is being lived in the ever-present Now. But who and where are the other soul fragments that I am? What might it be like to be united as One? As a multidimensional aspect of an enormous Being, which has chosen to experience itself in limitation and duality, that illusion of limitation comes to an end; and very fast at that.

I got sidetracked on my usual philosophical musings, when what I wanted to mention were the birds. Lately, I’ve been feeding the birds on my deck railing each day. The most amazing little finches hop around, giving me a literal “peep” show… Blue Jays with fancy top hats swoop down and occasionally gulp down huge amounts, and I reflected on what is said about each of us having a different perspective… that’s true, but I think we can also agree on some basic truths without having to feel the need to justify, fall prey to false humility, or to “splain ourselves”, Lucy. We can, and are, moving into many perceptual shifts which include all aspects of higher communication with a growing collective consciousness.

For instance, regardless of the types of birds that put on their little show, they ALL recognize from afar there’s bird seed on the railing. And, they chirp to communicate; some squawk, but they all AGREE there’s some good ol’ fashioned FOOD just waiting to be eaten! None argue about it, some dominate for a bit, but they all get some of the meal, and all work in a kind of quirky harmony doing their dance. They come and go in waves. Are we not similar? There are simple truths staring us in the face – and I’m writing this for myself right now – such as the waves that seem to go on infinitely, never-ending, soothing to one’s being…rising, falling, pulled by invisible strings.

Is it possible we take ourselves and this lifetime far too seriously?

After all, even dolts seem to be smart enough to figure out that life flashes by in a literal blink of the eye. From what I can ascertain, and I can be an ascertainer at times, spirit never dies, and there is no such thing as birth or death. There is a continuum of interpenetrating “energies” of which we are not presently fully conscious. There is a growing or sporadic awakening in moments, days, in waves that seem to bob UP and DOWN yet spiral in the longer cycles in an ascending manner. Most often, our “moments” don’t coincide with another’s, so that when the light bulb goes ON for one, it can awaken the sleeper momentarily. That light awakens another and so on… until there is light everywhere, and the need for “reminders” fades in the distance. This alchemical transformation is the eternal manna, or the metaphor for an elusive “perpetual motion” machine. Consciousness igniting itself like an eternal flame.

I prefer or choose to believe that this drama we observe playing itself out has a HAPPY ENDING. If I were a Creator, I’d certainly be a dummy to write myself a horrid ending, where I end up gobbled up by the “bad guys”, mere grains of sand on the beach of my Self. What a beach! And what kind of Grand Scheme would THAT be? Psychopathic, perhaps… oh, even a Creator may have to experience a bit of that… who knows? But in the end, it’s got to be easy, fun and blissful beyond the highest one’s wildest dreams. And, hasn’t life been called a DREAM more often than not? Sure, we can keep our fears, insecurities and denial, but this is the Master Game and we are all Masters, whether or not we are aware of it presently. This is who we are in the matter.

As “wonderful” as life can be, I can easily imagine a bajillion “better” realities… and who knows; perhaps we’re playing out roles in all of them… parallels, other dimensions, all at the same “time”. I think that’s what the “end of time” signifies; a return to full consciousness of all that is, both with a small “a” and Capital ATI. Or, you may prefer to call it TIL (The Infinite Light). In any case, we’re all about to find out- in THIS lifetime, the grande finale approaches, even if it may not look like our expectations tell us it “should”. Many surprises await, no matter how one views it… all are “right”. So, there’s no way that anyone can “lose” by taking a risk in life; we lose when we do NOT take risks, by playing small. If we Are “gods-in-training”, or even God with a big G inside, then that’s something we’re also going to have to confront: our grandness. Notice I didn’t say “grandiosity”, which implies ego… but our being Grand and allowing ourselves – finally – to Be.

Best Wishes,

Lance/Zany Mystic

A Fireside Chat With Zany Mystic

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